A Fable of the Perfect Shoe

The elusive size five shoe which if I do find it, may or may not be the perfect fit. But this one was, comfortable, stylish, on sale, what more could a girl ask. Then I made the fatal mistake, checking DSW online for other colors, and then there in the I's, was the listing for I.T. shoes, and I don't mean Information Technology. I looked at the shoes, I looked at my phone, I looked longingly at the comfortable perfect shoes, I looked longer at my phone. I put them back on the shelves. The perfect shoe does not exist, at least not at DSW.